A post from a friend of mine, who will be posting on here now and again with reviews of the toys that he uses, or toys that may occasionally be sent out to him for honest reviews. This is a review of the MEO.de HURT ME spanking paddle with anal ball.
This is the third product I have reviewed from MEO.de and as always I am blown away by the build quality. The HURTME deluxe is a leather spanker with a stainless steel handle ending in a large anal ball. As always the packaging showed there was no messing around – thick clear plastic to keep it clean and a few labels to take off. I am a fiend for fresh leather and the HURTME has an abundance of it.
So let’s get through the specifications first. The total length is 40cm, the leather belt making up 280mm and the handle 120mm (including the anal ball). The width of the belt is 50mm with 8mm thickness and the circumference of the anal ball is 130mm. There are 3 screws which secure the belt to the handle but these do not impede use in any way.
Ok, so now on to the fun stuff. The HURTME spanker is a beautiful piece of kit and I had a lot of fun using this on my sub (and she on myself). The heavy metal handle makes the HURTME very well balanced and even a light swing leaves red marks. A heavy swing produces (besides a moan of pleasure) a deep red welt and a satisfying slap. The 8mm thickness accounts for a lot of this, but the general design allows for a lot of pain to be dealt out with minimal effort. The anal ball is reasonable large but nobody ever said subs had it easy. The best part about it being steel is that is very cold when slid in to a waiting orifice. All it takes is a liberal helping of lubricant (we have used both silicone and water based and both work well, though silicone is better) and it slides right in. The ball (for me) is more of a novelty than anything else, as you can use the handle to move it in and out but it doesn’t really compare to a normal butt plug or dildo.
Note: Also can be used as a gag
It’s always worth discussing the value of a MEO.de toy. The HURTME weighs in at 69euros/£59.83 and it really shows in the build quality. Through many uses I am yet to see any tarnishing or rust and it is very easy to clean with intimate wipes. The HURTME is a premium product, very low profile but effective and a great addition to any BDSM collection.
This item was sent in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own, affiliate links have not been used within this post.
A post from a friend of mine, who will be posting on here now and again with reviews of the toys that he uses, or toys that may occasionally be sent out to him for honest reviews. This is a review of the MEO.de HURT ME spanking paddle with anal…