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Pain, I like pain. For some reason I’m a huge fan of pain. I love it. I love the feeling of the anticipation as is rushes through my body, waiting for that familiar sensation, trying to brace myself for the intensity and reveling in the fact that, once received, I can breathe a big sigh of relief as the stresses and worries of the day seem to slowly evaporate out of my body with each strike or throb. This is how it’s always been, this is how my body has always responded to this kind of pain, when pain and pleasure intertwine and become one. But then, then I was sent the Master Series Noir Nipple Vice and, well, my pain reality is now screwed.
I was always under the impression that I had an incredibly high threshold for pain. I seem to be able to take a lot more of it than others can so, whilst I was excited to receive this, before they were even delivered I questioned (myself) if they’d do much in terms of the level of pain I’d receive. Well, I was wrong – holy shit was I wrong.
I love the look of the Monarch Nipple Clamps. I can somewhat see where the name could have come from, since the clamp vaguely resembles a Monarch butterfly wings. The clamps are in matte black, which I like – a lot. In my opinion they look a lot better with the black finish than they do with the silver finish; they give more of a menacing Gothic look. Each clamp measures 3.5 inches in length and 1.5 inches in width (at the widest point). The clamp opens to a width of 0.6 inches. I do wish these clamps came with some form of storage bag, as the black finish will come off these if they’re scraped and scuffed. You can keep them in the box they came with, but that’s way too much messing around for me when I get the urge to use them.
When I first received this item, I wasn’t in a position where I could instantly try it – which is always a sad thing. Instead, I took the clamps out of the packaging and gave them a little feel. Whilst they’re made from metal, the metal isn’t very thick. It’s quite thin and practically weightless.. I was a little concerned that they felt flimsy and would break easily, however, I’ve messed with them quite a bit and they’re still in perfect condition. Since I wasn’t able to properly give these a try when they were first received, I did put them on the skin between my thumb and finger as I’d been advised to do many times in the past. This didn’t really prepare me for what I was going to feel when these were placed on my nipples. The pain received from the clamps on my finger skin was minimal, in fact, it wasn’t really painful at all. Because of this, I didn’t really expect these to hurt that much when placed on my nipple. Well, that was fucking stupid, because these things hurt like a bitch.As I said, I wasn’t expecting them to hurt, so I didn’t fully warm myself up prior to just whacking these on my nipple – this was a huge mistake. I lay down and put the clamp on my left nipple, and then just let go. The most “girlish” scream, that I didn’t even know I was capable of producing, then escaped from my mouth as I quickly released them from my poor throbbing nipple. Since then I’ve made sure I’m fully ready to use these clamps. I warm up my body and my nipples. I’ve found that how horny I am will also factor in to how pleasurable these will feel. Mainly, though, I feel these clamps are more for nipple torture.
With these clamps I have to really work at keeping them on for longer periods of time. Currently I’m able to keep them on for three minutes before I need to remove them. Perseverance is something that you need a lot of for these: the more you use them, the more your nipples will get used to them. I doubt that there’ll be a time when these clamps don’t hurt me but I’m sure, as time goes by, I’ll build up more of a tolerance to them. Inside of the clamp there is a rubber tip that is slightly textured. This texture also helps to create the pain that is received. Each clamp is separated by a 12.5-inch chain. When the chain is pulled the clamps will bite down harder, providing extremely intense nipple play.
I’m really enjoying these clamps, they’re giving me something to work towards – I want to be able to wear these for longer periods of time. It may sound ridiculous, considering I’m unable to keep these clamps on for that long, but these are the perfect clamps for me. I’ve not received them and mastered them instantly, they’re not something that I’ve used to and, within hours, I’ve thought that I wonder if there’s anything more intense out there. To me, these clamps are the challenges I like in a video game. The level that really makes you work at completing it, the level that frustrates the shit out of you every time you’re unable to beat your highest score but, when you finally beat that score, you feel elated and hopeful that you can beat it again.
These clamps are really unforgiving, there is no beginner mode, nothing to work yourself up to. They are what they are, and that’s a merciless pair of clamps that provide immeasurable pain and I love them.
If you’re looking for a challenging pair of clamps, these could be them! If you want extreme, intense nipple play torture than you should give the Master Series Monarch Noir Nipple Vice a try. These clamps are available from UberKinky at a price of £15.99 (at the time of writing this). If you feel that these clamps may be a bit too much for you, then UberKinky have a really varied range of other nipple clamps available and they also have a very handy nipple clamp guide for using nipple clamps too.