This is the newest in the line of the Sqweel oral sex simulator toys. It is adorable; it has to be my cutest sex toy to date, and I have a lot!
The Sqweel Go comes in plain white and pink packaging with some details of what the item does.
The upside of the new design is its smaller, more compact and rechargeable – YAY. I see no reason in this day and age why sex toys still need batteries! There is just no need in it. In fact I generally steer clear of toys that require batteries now.
How it looks
The body is made from ABS plastic, and 10 little tongues are made from silicone. It’s a lot more compact than the previous models, and looks a lot less scary. The ‘tongues’ are super soft, and feel really nice to the touch.
The device itself is just three inches long, making it very petite and cute!
Before you’re able to use the product you do need to charge it. It comes with a USB charging cable which you just push into the base of the product.
I have to admit I spent more time than I should have trying to figure out how to charge this. The charger goes at the base of the simulator there’s a smallish silicone ‘plug’; which I couldn’t quite figure out if I had to pull the plug out or push the charger in.
The included instruction manual didn’t help at all, it told me to plug in the charger to charge. Ok yeah, I know that I just didn’t know if the plug comes out or stays in!
I decided to just risk it, and pushed the charger into the plug. Well nothing bad happened, and it charged so I guess that was figured out albeit with more time than it should have taken.
Once on charge the base will light up until it’s ready to be taken off charge. It takes about two hours to charge, and with that you get an hour’s play time.
Once charged you’re able to use your toy. To switch the Sqweel on just press the button in the center, keep pressing the button to scroll through the different speeds and patterns. the first three are continuous tongue moment getting faster each time, and the next three are patterned tongue moment.
As the tongues are made of silicone you will have to use a good quality water based lubricant; as you don’t want to ruin the silky smooth feeling of the tongues by using anything else.
You’re going to need quite a bit of lubricant on the tongues themselves and also yourself.
It seems rather daunting to clean, but Sqweel is fully submersible in up to a meter of water for about 30 minutes. So I found the easiest way of cleaning it was to pop it in the sink giving it a rinse and using a nail brush (or tooth brush) fully ensures you clean in all the nooks. Once you’ve done that spray it with sex toy cleaner and rinse.
What I think
I didn’t get along with the Sqweel 2 so I thought I’d give the more compact version a go. I mean, maybe it was that the Sqweel 2 was too bulky, the tongues too large or the motor too loud.
I decided to give the Sqweel Go a try, it’s more compact and rechargeable; maybe I just might like it.
So away I went, I charged it and I tried it. I got myself and the toy ready; applied a fair amount of lubricant to each tongue, even put some in my hand and switched the toy on, so the tongues could lap up more. I put some lubricant on myself and got down to business.
It just did nothing, well the tongues moved around like they’re supposed to; but the only thing it seemed to simulate for me was irritation. I found the noise it made irritating, and the sensation it provided irritating. I tried the patterned settings and again found them irritating. It just did nothing for me.
I tried it several times after this, so I could give it a fair chance; and hopefully see what everyone else seems to see in it.
When my OH first saw the Sqweel he laughed, and said it looks like a clit slapper and asked how it could possibly feel nice.
It’s actually what he calls this toy now, ‘The clit slapper’ (For the Sqweel 2) and the ‘Mini Clit slapper’ (Sqweel Go).
I wanted to prove him wrong! I wanted so much for this toy to work. I wanted an oral sex toy simulator that provided me the feelings of oral sex. I mean I didn’t think it’d beat having the real thing in any shape or form, but I thought it could be nice to get some of the sensation on my own when the OH is away.
Well that didn’t happen, it didn’t feel nice at all, didn’t bring me to orgasm in fact it didn’t even bring me to the brink of an orgasm.
And the most annoying thing of all it proved my OH right! That is something that should never be said. Ever.
There are so many glowing reviews about Sqweel Go, so many women who tried and loved it. It just goes to show we’re all different when it comes to what we like sexually. I for one will not be putting my OH out of a job just yet.