Oh FunFactory, I love their Stronic vibes; and now I’m falling in love with their dildos! I recently reviewed the Bouncer dildo, which is just fantastic; and now I have the pleasure of owning and reviewing the Boss Stub Dildo – In which I have a love/hate relationship – More love than hate though.
The Boss Stub follows the rest of Funfactory’s great packaging, an outer sleeve encasing a gold box; this box is ideal for storing your dildo whilst not in use.
Made entirely from smooth silicone this dildo is lovely to look at; I used to hate realistic looking dildos, but I’ve found that recently I actually do like some realistic ones; and this is one of the ones I do like the look of. Also – it’s become my first! I’ve never had a purely black fake cock before – generally I don’t like the look of them, but I do this one! It is available in other colours – Black, Caramel and Pink.
Stub has an internal length of 7 inches, the tip has a circumference of 5.2 inches, with the rest of the shaft boasting a circumference of a little over 5 inches. The flared base makes if perfect for anal, and also doubles as a suction cup. I’m not a huge fan of the flared base; I’ll explain why later. I just wish it was more firm than it is.
The shaft itself is textured, with ‘veins’, and due to the circumference of the dildo they feel fantastic internally, I could feel every bump.
I have such mixed emotions about this dildo, I both love it and hate it. It’s beautifully made, looks and feels stunning, and the shape is perfect! But it’s also the shape that I hate. This is because of the amount of lube I need to use to get it in. The head is 5.2inches in circumference, and I found because of the tip I had to insert it at a funny position, and then straighten it out whilst it was inside me. The shaft is a little over 5inches, and although it’s not the girthiest toy I’ve ever owned, I still felt like it filled me – Once inside and at the perfect position it felt amazing. Now this is where I had another hate moment, due to the amount of lubrication I had to use to get this inside me, it was extremely slippery – and because it has a suction cup, the lubrication made that extra slippery; which resulted in every time I was trying to thrust the dildo my hand would slip off the base and I’d occasionally slap myself; I don’t do the slow thrusting, I like fast hard thrusting. This became somewhat of a circle of events, I’d wipe the top down whilst it was still inside me, thrust it – my wetness would cause it to get slippery again, and I’d again slap myself. (Maybe I need to wear gloves?) and this is why I wish the base was a lot firmer, as it would stop my hand from slipping from the smooth, flexible base and make it a lot easier to thrust. And yet I love the dildo so much that even though I end up occasionally slapping myself, it hasn’t stopped me from using it in the slightest.
Obviously when I used the suction cup against the side of the bath, I didn’t have this problem – A lot of the time I’m not able to have orgasms without some form of clitoral stimulation, out of all the dildos I own, very few of them can actually make me orgasm without the help of my trusted Tango; this being one of the exceptions – it gave me multiple internal orgasms! If I didn’t have to use so much lubrication with it it’d be my perfect toy!
This toy is frankly fantastic. Beautifully made, firm with a bit of a squish high quality silicone – ideal length and girth, I love it! I just need to get used to getting a seriously firm grip on the base when I’m not using the suction cup so that my hand doesn’t constantly slip off.
The Boss Stub was sent to me in exchange for an honest review from Funfactory